This is my facts page. It will contain facts of anything i decide to put on.
Chuck Norris jokes:
There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Chuck Norris’s computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Chuck Norris’s computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open…but Chuck Norris can!
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird, and two birds with one stone!
When the Bogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
HUMAN FACTS:
If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on your right side. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on your left side.
If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.
Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
The Titanic was the first ship to use the SOS signal.
The pupil of the eye expands as much as 45 percent when a person looks at something pleasing.
The average person who stops smoking requires one hour less sleep a night.
The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins ((vains as some people might think)) in the ear.
Dalmatians are born without spots.
Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.
The reason honey is so easy to digest is that it’s already been digested by a bee.
Every time you sneeze some of your brain cells die.
Your left lung is smaller than your right lung to make room for your heart.
When you blush, the lining of your stomach also turns red.
When hippos are upset, their sweat turns red.
Google is actually the common name for a number with a million zeros.
It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titanic and 200 million to make a film about it.
There are 1,792 steps to the top of the Eiffel Tower.
Human hair and fingernails continue to grow after death.
Most soccer players run 7 miles in a game.
Every day 200 million couples make love, 400,000 babies are born, and 140,000 people die.
German Shepherds bite humans more than any other breed of dog.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
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